Apr 14, 2017
Been a long couple of weeks -- and some big news leads Aaron on
a pretty long tangent. Prepare yourselves and join us for another
lengthy drunken excursion inside your televisions...
- Netflix is adapting the classic horror film
"Haunting of Hill House" to series and Mike Flanagan -- the
director behind Oculus, Hush, Ouija: Origins of Evil and the
upcoming Stephen King adaptation of Gerald’s Game -- will helm the
passed on the "Let the Right One" In TV series -- and it’s
now being shopped to other networks. Do we need this?
- Donald Sutherland will play J. Paul Getty in
Danny Boyle’s new FX series "Trust" which will “take place in 1973,
when the young heir John Paul Getty III is kidnapped in Rome and
his mafia captors are banking on a multimillion-dollar ransom from
his wealthy family.”
- Comedian Charlie Murphy Is Dead At 57 After A
- Hulu’s renewed "The Path" for Season
Martin has been cast as Gianni Versace’s long-time lover
Antonio D’Amico in Season 3 of
"American Crime Story."
announced a bonkers new slate including:
- "Scared Famous," in which a bunch of supposed
celebrities live together in a spooky house
scripted “Daytime Divas,” a drama based on Star Jones’ thinly
veiled anti-View attack novel, Satan’s Sisters.
House,” a Real World-esque reality show in which ’90s person Lance
Bass will preside over a house full of Generation Z-ers who’ve had
their smartphones and wifi taken away. The show promises to
“reboot” all the coolest ’90s moments its young cast members
absolutely will not remember, as they desperately try to figure out
dial-up internet so they can Alta-Vista “Who the hell is Lance
And Ludacris Are Bringing Back ‘Fear Factor’ For Anxious
AARON’S LOSERS: Dimension 404, The Gorburger Show and American Playboy: The Hugh Hefner
JACK’S LOSERS: American Playboy: The Hugh
Hefner Story and The Gorburger Show
AARON’S FENCERS: The Get Down, Prison Break, The Son, Archer and 13 Reasons Why
JACK’S FENCERS: The Son, First Dates and
AARON’S WINNERS: The Real
Ghostbusters, Detroiters, 24: Legacy, Underground, Bates Motel, Rick and Morty and Better Call Saul
JACK’S WINNERS: Mike Tyson Mysteries, Check it Out, Venture Brothers, Maron and The Real O’Neals
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